Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Chapter 20

"Officer Stanza, will there be anything else?"

"No Mitch, I can take it from here." Susie Stanza said as she looked up from the journal.

"Okay, see you back at the office." Mitch replied as he followed the coroner out the door.

How could no one have seen this? How could the her little town have been so blind? Susie got up from the couch and looked around the house one more time. All the horrors that must have gone on here. She was actually glad Miss. Blackstone had died a horrific death. Especially after reading her journal.

She had gotten the call early that morning, someone said they heard screaming coming from the Blackstone residence. Miss. Blackstone always had kept to herself so the screaming was something that brought concern. Susie herself had decided to take the call. She wasn't expecting to find what she did at the house though once she got there. Miss. Blackstone lay on the floor burned and smoking. From all accounts it looked like she had been trying to fix her own TV and electrocuted herself. Sad, really sad actually, because from what she knew, everyone in town liked Miss Blackstone.

FVMSURc.jpg

XuJpgxZ.jpg

yE4lj7R.jpg

As the coroner arrived, Susie started walking around the house to look for anything that might show this was anything but an innocent electrocution. She was not prepared to find what she did in the basement though. As she walked down the stairs she got a horrible whiff of something foul. Burnt flesh? Was that was she was smelling? Rounding the stairs she saw cells lined against the walls.

"What the hell?" she said to herself.

In one of the cells was a man eating plant, luring his cake for any unsuspecting victim. In another cell was a  poisonous jelly bean plant. Those plants were known to kill people if eaten to much. In another cell she saw what looked like a living room, she didn't even want to know why that one was set up like that. Then she saw the graves. Ten to be exact. All with pictures above them, all on beautifully carved marble stands. This was just too weird, even for a serial killer.

Susie looked at the pictures, noticing faces she had seen on flyers at the precinct. All of missing men and women that had been reported missing over the many years. What was this? Why were their remains down here with pictures over them?

Susie left the basement in disgust and headed back upstairs to look around some more. She entered Evangeline's room, and on the nightstand she saw the journal. She put her gloves on and headed back into the living room to read what was in it. The contents shocked her. Not only was Evangeline delusional, and a serial killer, but she also thought she had raised fourteen children successfully. She even thought she had grandchildren out there! Had no one ever asked any questions?

Susie headed back to the precinct to write up her report on the case. She knew everyone in the office would get a kick out of this, but there was something inside her that felt sorry for the little old lady. How could someone go through life living in such a fantasy world? Vampires? Elves? Werewolves? Witches? These were all things in children's books, not in real life. Sure Dragon Valley was named after a mythological creature, that didn't make it real! If it weren't for all the dead bodies she would of found, Susie would of felt sorry for Evangeline. She still kind of did, even knowing what she did.

She wrote her report as she always did, in truth. She knew the truth of Evangeline's life had to come out, and that the murdered victims families deserved to know what happened to their loved ones.

As she went to put her report in the captains inbox, something on the wall caught her eye. She headed over to the bulletin board where they kept their missing person pictures as she saw a flash of purple out of the corner of her eye. There mixed with a bunch of missing person, was a flyer on Evangeline. It was old and torn, her face was very young. But there was no mistake it was her. How had they never seen this?

The flyer read:
Missing from Hidden Springs Mental Institute.
Evangeline Gibbons
Very Dangerous!
Delusional and unstable
Has killed staff and other residence.
Do not approach!
If you see her, contact Ashlynn Blackstone at (555) 628-2547

Susie grabbed the flyer down from the wall. She then went back to her desk and dialed the number. It rang and rang and then she got voice mail. "Hi, this is Ashlynn, leave me a message!"

"Hi, Miss. Blackstone, this is officer Susie Stanza of the Dragon Valley police department. I just wanted to let you know that we have found Evangeline Gibbons. She electrocuted herself this morning, and has since passed away. I saw your flyer and thought I would call and let you know. Have a good day, bye." Susie hung up the phone.

She didn't leave her number for Ashlynn to call her back, what else could she say? That her department had failed the town and they have ten murders because of it? No, that would just make things worse. The case was closed. She knew what that woman had done, she knew she was going to have to explain it to all the family. She knew her and the rest of the precinct would have to live with this for the rest of their lives. It didn't matter what this Ashlynn said, it couldn't change the past. They had failed Dragon Valley, and had let a Black Widow loose in their town.

The End

Chapter 19

Could this be it Bob?

He floats like a ghost half the time, but he is very much alive. I had to give it one more go, so I convinced him their was a rubber duckie stuck at the bottom of the pool. He loves his duckies, so of coarse he had to go investigate.

mJ40b1x.jpg

Dumbass doesn't know I am a witch! I magically made a fence appear, and blamo, he drown!

SWQdWKN.jpg

Now dammit Grim, keep him this time!

fo1EBJi.jpg

I think my threat worked, he is dead! No really, this time I promise!

The curse should be broken!

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

We did it Bob,

I received a call from my mom today, it looks like the curse is broken! The elders said they haven't had any new cases of wife's killing husband's in almost a week! Hurrah for us! The elders of Dragon Valley have also said they have seen a decrease of births and it seems most are only have one maybe two sometimes. But it looks like things might be going back to normal. It was hard, and it was long, but I did it! I feel bad for everyone I had to kill, but I know it had to be done.

I'll be writing in you less and less Bob,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I had to share with you!

The girls have grown up so well! You didn't think I would forget about you did you Bob? I could never! We've been though so much together! Anyways, the girls are now young adults! They decided not to move out yet though, which is fine by me! I love having my kids here, and love having the time to actually spend with them!

fa5gexW.jpg

o8escaW.jpg

It wasn't long after that when Oscar grew up! He too has decided to stay at home for a bit longer. I think they are all worried about me cause I am getting so old.

SLtNAcJ.jpg

Love being a Mommy,

Evangeline

Chapter 18


Dear Bob,

I don't understand why they keep disappearing! First Orion and now Kearney! This time though I actually had Kearney's baby, so him leaving me was a bit more hurtful. Oh well, I guess I will find someone else. Sadly, I am too old to have children now, so I hope by producing Oscar it was enough. I went to the salon to get my hair done. Wouldn't you know it, Kearney's ex wife Shannon was there! She was sporting the same mo-hawk that I was, probably why he left me. It was fine though, I met this wonderful man there. Lewis Jasper. It didn't take long for me to have him under my spell and invite him back to my place. I was old, I couldn't waist anymore time.

O75UvJk.jpg

Lewis was younger than what I was hoping for. Kearney was perfect, he was older and I could see us living out the last of our lives together. The curse would still be broken, but I'd have at least had one spouse to grow old and die with. Sadly when he disappeared, he took that dream with him.

Sad and lonely,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

He's old now too Bob!

Well, I invited Lewis over today and wouldn't you know it, the man had his birthday! Didn't even tell me about it either! It's great that he's an elder like me now, but still I am so much older than he, it just won't work to die together. What happens if I die first? I know they say women live longer than men, but you never know right? Right! So I have to kill him now! Wonder if it will count since I can't have his baby? Worth trying I guess.

tgLiEG2.jpg

I have to get him under my spell first though, he's a tough cookie to break let me tell you!

zyFt53T.jpg

But it wasn't long before I popped the question and he said yes! And then, I didn't wait, we just got married! I'm a newlywed!

4Qv2BVK.jpg

EO9DZmB.jpg

Going to enjoy my wedding night, later!

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bobberdoodle!

I was such a wonderful wife today! I bought Lewis a new toy! It's a jet pack! I hope he's careful with it! No really, I promise I want him to be careful!

LPeaTKz.jpg

eia5AMB.jpg

Crash and Burn,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dammit Bob, it's your fault!

He didn't die. He crashed a lot, but he didn't die! Why do I have so much trouble killing! It should come naturally to me by now. Oh no, these guys just keep outsmarting me!

I then sent Lewie down to get me a candy bar, I just left out the fact that the machine was stuck! Ooops!

N0Wd7gV.jpg

Fu*Ker still didn't die! Ugh, I am not getting any younger butt munch!

My last attempt was to starve the poor bastard. I'm sorry, I know, cruel! But nothing else was working! Even the cow plant spit his stanky ass back out! So I blocked the fridge, a lot, till one night at bedtime.

W6LSPeQ.jpg

Finally! Number 10 down! The curse should be broken! Hallelujah!

Let you know after I talk to the elders,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh yeah forgot!

While Lewiebalwie was dying, Oscar aged up to a child! Wooo kids are almost out of here!

xnt44Ag.jpg

Okay now bye!

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I cannot believe this crap Bob!

So I spoke to soon. How I spoke to soon, I have no idea. You won't believe this shit. So you know how Mr. Lewis died! Yeah, well get this! Bob, the other Bob, not you Bob. Anyways, Bob, decided that Lewis was just too wonderful to have around and so resurrected his ass! And I quote, since he told me this stuff. "Lewis, your constant misfortune amuses me and those around you. (I'M NOT AMUSED! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS SAYING EVERYONE AROUND HIM!) It would be a shame to take that priceless (PRICELESS! IT COST ME A LOT TO SET UP THESE MURDERS!) entertainment from them. (FROM THEM REALLY? WHO? I'M TRYING TO GET RID OF HIM!) I'll take you some other day."

Well, how the hell do you like that! And right in the middle of birthdays! So then the newly resurrected dumbass comes running out of the bedroom like his pants are on fire! Ooooh a ghost, and a bonehilda, and a reaper, scary!

cmfotA3.jpg

He runs to the other side of the house, and since Bob (the other Bob) didn't fill his hungry up very much, he then proceeds to die again! YES!

AXWPQhR.jpg

9q1i48f.jpg

8hanDo5.jpg

In the middle of all the commotion of Lewie dying, Matreya ages to a teenager!

pphwFHY.jpg

Dammit Grim! I'm not even calling him Bob anymore! He doesn't deserve to sport the fancy name!

qMu6xNS.jpg

So with Lewis back alive, starving and needing to die. Langston decides at this time its time for his birthday! He's not home though, so I had to get the news of him growing up from a text. I love my kids, they are so thoughtful!

lX50XtY.jpg

Ah yes, and we cannot forget Noemip. Since her twin sister aged up, we knew it was just a matter of seconds before she did too!

XZG0dVa.jpg

My house was a madhouse by this point. Birthdays everywhere. Deaths happening then unhappening. I even had a regular joke going on in my bedroom! Have you heard the one about the ghost, the grim reaper and the bonehilda that walk into a bar and met up with a werewolf? Yep, that was my room, a big fat joke!

YrJeHE8.jpg

So we have a third try! It's the charm right? Right.

jXzoiDx.jpg

Wrong!

XdzmucN.jpg

I give up.

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Howdy Bob,

No I haven't gotten Lewis dead yet. I have been enjoying lots of woohoo with the immortal dork though! I figured if I can't kill em, f*ck em! No really I have been thinking of new ways to kill him, just nothing is working! I have tried to send him into the future, he just got stuck halfway there and all it did was teleport him back to me. I tried the jet pack some more, the vending machines, nothing was killing him! I even tried old faithful cow plant, one more time! And I thought it worked, he was spit back out, but then he died shortly afterwards. Grim showed up in all his glory, and I thought finally!

CNoVHso.jpg

Then Grim laughed at me! Can you believe that shit! I have done nothing but make his job easy! How dare he think he's being funny! Just take him already!

qRAKqwA.jpg

I'm beginning to think there is a conspiracy going on!

OGp3mXz.jpg

Not even going to end this with a witty remark.

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bob,

My baby is now a teenager! How time has flown by! I am getting so old now, I can barely hear half the things anyone tells me. I don't think I'm going to be able to break this curse.

oKkTfSU.jpg

Older but not wiser,

Evangeline

Chapter 17

More birthdays Bob,

Honker grew up! Oh boy, he is not a handsome man, I really hope he can find love. But for now, I think I'll let him stay at home to help me out. Plus sending him off into this beautiful world would just be cruel. To the world that is! Good thing he's only a teenager and can't go out and procreate yet. Well he could, but I won't let him.

S2XOwpm.jpg

Just kidding!

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It's time Bob!

Oh, you didn't know I was pregnant again? Oh yeah, this 12 hour pregnancy doesn't give me enough time to breath let alone let you know I'm having another. The Goddess said their is a 36 hour one, I might have to give that a go instead!

BlVAiKV.jpg

But since this could be my last baby, I don't know if it matters or not. I had another boy, Oscar. Only one, thank goodness.

PRAMgai.jpg

Langston grew up into a child!

lP7FU3i.jpg

And then it was the girl's turns!

Matreya

vERsirO.jpg

Noemip

IdyMa2g.jpg

My alien babies are cute!

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

We're almost done Bob!

Kearney came over today to meet his new baby boy. I guess his wife can't have kids, so this is his first. I convinced him that he needed to leave her, and he agreed. I am that good Bob, that good!

rkRfwy7.jpg

Is a wedding in my future?

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh look who grew up Bob!

Don't let your daughters out of the house. Honker will be on the loose! I actually love this boy, really! He just looks so much like Zoe its horrid! The horror to my eyes! Kidding! I love him, remember!

BbfJQe3.jpg

Keeping him locked up,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Owwww Bob!

No I'm not pregnant again! I told you, Oscar was going to probably be my last. Maybe. No Owww because I broke my finger! I had to have Kearney take me to the hospital, it was not a pretty site.

G8eeOJB.jpg

At least it wasn't my heart,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cuteness continues Bob!

Well it's good to know that Honker didn't screw my genes up! Look at little Oscar! He's adorable!

lkIenxN.jpg

I'll claim my kids again,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The end is nigh, Bob.

The girls aged up beautifully. I am so proud of them!

6zuOd38.jpg

6KpO7G6.jpg

Then it was Langston's turn!

ZxDvsxz.jpg

Langston decided his first teen business was to start a fire! I couldn't do anything about it though, because it was my turn next! OH MY GOD HELP ME!

zHUeOF4.jpg

And so Bob, I am old. Will I be able to kill the one before I die? Time seems to be going by so fast now, I don't know if I can. I really hope he left his wife by now, or we're in for some trouble.

cPqvFe9.jpg

I leave you with this Bob, I need a makeover. Badly!

Evangeline

Chapter 16

Well Bob, I did it again,

I got married!

kXmg1yT.jpg

dG3W00e.jpg

Then I had Langston!

vilAAEi.jpg

More to come,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bob, 

I'd like to keep Axane along with Aiden. She might not be the prettiest thing in the world, but she is great with the kids! Oh and that whole probing thing, not so bad! Different, but not bad! We're expecting a little bundle of joy soon!

EjgmGlM.jpg

I'll keep you posted,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh my god Bob!

I'm a Grandma! That's right, you heard me correctly! I am a Grandma! I never thought it would happen, but Braxton met a nice girl named Morida or something like that, and had a baby girl! She's a pink bundle of cuteness, I'll post pictures later! They named her Rosie, so fitting!

Proud Grandma,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Another Birthday Bob,

Honker grew up! See the honker? Not yet huh? Well I am sure I'll get a picture of it sooner or later. Zoe clone that this one is!

GCKHEJz.jpg

Guess all my babies can't be cute,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Teenagers in the house Bob!

That is right, we have more birthdays! Ithica and Jace grew up very nicely! I am very proud!

TxLlH93.jpg

Z1mrBqE.jpg

Help wanted,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

OH MY GOD BOB!

This quick pregnancy isn't working out for me! I feel like I just gave birth to one, and then I'm having another! Help me, please!

56KaUCT.jpg

While I was in labor, Langston celebrated his birthday alone, in his room. Sorry Langston!

tjj81x6.jpg

He was a good boy though and went straight to play with his toys. I think he heard me screaming and hollering and didn't want to see what I was doing.

HsH8QWJ.jpg

We had twin alien girls Bob!

This one is Matreya

ju0EjG9.jpg

And Noemip

K5toB11.jpg

Can you tell I let Axane name them? I really hope I can pronounce their names.

Alien probed,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

She's so cool Bob!

I told you I want to keep Axane right? She is awesome! Look what she is doing to my starving baby! It didn't help him get any food in his belly, but she did give him a brain boost!

nLEfuHv.jpg

See it now Bob?! The honker! I told you I'd have a picture eventually. I really think there is something wrong with this one. He plays with the table leg all the time!

GT2cSmg.jpg

And I know I have magical powers, but this is just ridiculous!

suQFswm.jpg

Kinda creeped out,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Number 10 Bob!

I met my Mr. Right Now! His name is Kearney MacAnna - O'Shea, quite a mouthful wouldn't you say? He's married though! We'll have to fix that now won't we!? Do you know why I like him Bob? He let me show off Rosie! I was so proud of her, even though I still have yet to meet her. But look! He let me show off all my family pictures!

l0HuT7V.jpg

Then he accepted the flowers I gave him. He's a doll.

jv5Lxew.jpg

I'm going to miss Axane so much! She is the best thing to come into this house, well besides all my babies! Look at her fix the dishwasher without even lifting a finger! Well, she lifted a finger to her forehead, but that didn't count!

IRs2X9p.jpg

So impressed!

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The time has come Bob,

I'm sad to do it, but it has to be done. We only have one more after Axane till the curse is broken. Mom called me the other day and told me that their are actually real families in Hidden Springs now! Some still have the urge to kill their spouses after the child has been born. But there are a couple that have curved the urge sort to speak and actually have Mommies Daddies and babies! Its working, just a bit longer.

So with a heavy heart, I have to do this Bob, Axane you were the best. I promise to make it quick and semi painless.

5sBgwtN.jpg

9PJ7OOp.jpg

Heartbreak city,

Evangeline
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The end is here Bob,

She went to the cowplant, just as I figured. I was scared he would only toy with her though and make her time miserable. I was gladly mistaken. He made it quick. Good cowplant.

gavE6sq.jpg

aXtUl3N.jpg

u0AbyN7.jpg

We'll miss you Axane,

Evangeline